I have this problem at night. I get online and somehow find pictures of delectable food. Look here for free looking. I read one time that thinking about eating food can actually stop you from doing so. But not with me. Looking at food usually forces me into an unwanted Fourth Meal. (Thanks for coining that Taco Bell. That and what you like to call beef that is actually Taco Meat Filling masquerading as beef. And now you're getting sued. So sad.)
The other day it occurred to me that sometimes I get really hungry. My stomach starts trying to eat other things inside me. Then it starts to attack my brain and I get super angry. Hungry angry. Let's just call it hangry, like my sister and I do.
In case you can't tell, I turn mean when I'm hungry.
So next time you're out and about and someone's not nice to you, maybe you should offer them a snack pack of Oreos. They might be hangry too.
Off to have a little fourth meal.
3 days ago