So I found this little number at an aptly named "treasure mart" at our church. I painted it, fixed the knob situation, and filled it with other tiny things. It is quite amazing what a little white paint will do.
Couldn't hack it as a stay at home mom, so now I work full-time. Jk. For years I had so many visions of how easy it would be to work. All of these have now been shattered into tiny pieces that taste like real life. Currently looking for a third parent to add to the household.