This is what happened. I was actually vainly and awkwardly taking a picture of myself to see if I could figure out what the annual hair cut possibilities were. She jumped in front of me and started singing some made up song about the child in my womb.
Taking motherhood seriously. One bon bon at a time. We have no tv and I can't drink alcohol. ohgeez. But I do have three kids 4 years and under. After dabbling in stayathomemomness for a few years, I am now confidently forging an honest to goodness profession. It's quite serious. Let's be friends.