This is what happened. I was actually vainly and awkwardly taking a picture of myself to see if I could figure out what the annual hair cut possibilities were. She jumped in front of me and started singing some made up song about the child in my womb.
Couldn't hack it as a stay at home mom, so now I work full-time. Jk. For years I had so many visions of how easy it would be to work. All of these have now been shattered into tiny pieces that taste like real life. Currently looking for a third parent to add to the household.