(1 point) If you've smell-checked clothes to play "to wash or not."
(2 points) Cheerios exploding under your feet. all. the. time.
(3 points) You've wiped snot with something other than a tissue.
(3 points) You've been peed on.A
You've teared up in joy over...
(3 points) a poo success in the potty
(1 point) an "I love you" from a tiny human
(2 points) watching your child or 2+ play in peace
(1 point) You've played name that smell as you walk into a room.
(3 points) Going to the bathroom alone feels like a mini vacation.
(1 point) Your heart is three times the size it used to be and/or other bodily things are too.
(2 points) You've gone toilet bowl fishing against your will for drowned household objects.
(3 points) You've eaten food off someone's face.
(2 points) Cleaning alone is enjoyable.
(3 points) Tiny eyes copying your every move help you be more like the person you wish you were.
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25-30+ I think it's safe to say- bravo my friend, you are one awesome mama. Or maybe a sweet dad. Or a kick @ss nanny.
19-25 You are either a mom with sanitation boundaries (good for you). Maybe a newbie mom. Or maybe
a college student or bachelor/ette with no sanitation boundaries. If you are not a mom, you are well on your way with such great preparation.
13-18 You like to babysit, but aren't sure if you are ready to be a parent because of the disgustingness. Fret not. No one is. You are still very maternal or paternal.
0-13 You've done a few gross things but mainly for puppies. It's ok. Puppies and children have some similarities in the potty training department. Except at about age 18 when all dogs go to heaven,
